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WHER HAVE WE BEEN? DINNER WITH NORMAN COOK AND ELTON and tha

PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:19 pm
by SeanOrgan
WHER HAVE WE BEEN? DINNER WITH NORMAN COOK AND ELTON and that bloke from SUPERTRAMP
Category: Music


First off, OVER THE YARD ARM - October 11th is "Freedom Not Fear 2008", an international day of action against surveillance, both government and business. With demos across Europe, find out more over at www.freedom-not-fear.eu

Second off: GORDON IS A MORON...

Third off: So you've been complaining about us being quiet this week, what with the credit cruncher and the lack of a radio playlist this week and no ranting about this and that and I;ve got ot go to a Son Var gig in a minute so let me jsut say this.... Yeah, we know you pay more attention when we rant about pay to vote of vote to play or numbnutts wanting a tattoo than you do when we get in a froth about someone's album or demo or gig, we're back now though, did you miss us this week. There's been a million webserver problems and all night technical wrestles this week, and you'd get bored if we shouted everyday wouldn't you... Seems our webserver people think the website is too busy and want to double the price we're charged because too damn many of you are going to it. I guess that is good news, wonderful news, we have to pay more to bring you all this, keep reading now, keep pushing up our bills, thank you... I love the smell of success in the morning, don't you...

that F*CKED UP album is out on Monday though, we will shout about that here, you're going to get some music from us! Yeah, we already did shout about it last week on the Organ pages but hey, what harm did a cut 'n paste ever do for the interest rate? ...

ORGAN ALBUM OF THE WEEK

F*CKED UP – The Chemistry Of Common Life (Matador) - Oh born again and again, a perfect rush from the off, like all the best things you ever heard rolled in to one great big rushing head rush and you know I don't really care if you think we're getting too excessive with our hyperboiled dancing around the archtecture again - this is the shit and the chemistry and every damn thing you ever wanted from something you threw on at 3.20am on a jaded Wednesday morning. If you can't get excited about chemistry like this then what the hell are you doing on our page in the first place!? They're from Toronto and that are the most unfucked up thing we've encountered in a month of very long Sundays – we already knew that from previous encounters and, but this is like hearing them for the first time all over again. Flush the life in to your veins, this is your reality, take it and run, this is a life affirming rush headlong in to the glory of music and the uncommon chemistry of glorious life. Nihilistically good punk rock, like the best bits of Stooges only alive with beautiful clarity and waves of positive emotion and far from the riot causing chaos that probably is their reality. Everything about this band is a contradiction, a wonderful set of questions and answers that probably don't match those questions in the first place. This maybe probably possibly almost certainly is the album of the year and I'm wired and the wise thing would be to stop now and come back tomorrow morning, see if we still feel like this. Good night.
Morning, did you have your toast? Want some more coffee? fire it up, where were we? Twenty eight hours a day eight days a week, wooooooaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sounds even better in the sober bite of watery Autumn sunlight. Waking us up and paint spilled on the floor and if there's been a better album this year then I haven't heard it. Hidden World was good, some of those singles were even better, this is the best (and don't any of you oh I liked their early stuff when no one else knew who they were merchants dare to disagree – we need bands like this all over our front pages). This is alive with impulsive hardcore idiosyncratic curveballs and killing jokes and hawk winds and the switched on awareness of the MC5 and soothed by the warm waves of naked Neu or Faust before they explode again. We have here a band who really matter, most bands don't, most rock music is disposable, most bands can come and go, and then once is while something explodes with affirming No Pasaran vitality. Every note on this album is vital, this is proper real challenging thought-provoking adrenaline-rushing hardcore progressive punk rock and no, not the copy-cat uniform wearing variety. Swimming through the flood of compromise, embrace them, feed off them, feed with them, feed them. Ferociously inventive, feral challenges, intelligent construction, more Hawklords than Hawkwind, iconoclastic – incredible musicianship, front line song making, first rate tune building craft, political fire lighting, a vital sense of theatre and an inspiring must and you know, I don't really care if this is sounds like more mad rantings and nothing near a proper music review, sometimes the knee deep reptiles and the blood and the swipes from the trenches and the underground train lines just need to be stomped through and music and bands and reinvigorating moments like this are why we do this thing and if you don't like that then f**k off and drown in average sound. The chemistry of common life? Bring it all on, Royal Swan and everything else... Fucked up are the most vital band in the world right now, rush out and get this album. Hands up if you think you're only one, we've all got our goddamn hands up, I could go one and on and on (and on), album of the year. End of. - www.matadorrecords.com/fucked_up

Meanwhile this just in: Fucked Up frontman Father Damian has responded to criticism of his tendency to appear on stage with a bleeding head. He told Xfm: "People have forgotten that blood-letting in rock n roll is a tradition. I feel like it's a baton that we seemed to have dropped in this modern era of rock n roll. If Fucked Up is doing nothing else, we're picking up that baton for rock n roll again. It's sad that I do it because it's really pathetic, but it's also a point of pride. I'm willing to bleed for the kids out there". Asked if the blood thing would put off more mainstream rock fans, he pointed out he's not in a band who've ever gone out of their way to make people like them. He continued: "I'm a 300 pound hairy bald man, we're a band of ragamuffins, I scream and we're called Fucked Up. Mass appeal is something we've never aimed for".

So like I was telling you, GORDON IS A MORON..... What do people think we do all day? Gordon here has forgotten more than we'll ever know about the music industry, and he knows the people who set up Organ personally so it seems don't mess with him or he'll put you in his bad book...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Gordon..
Date: 09 Oct 2008, 17:07


I came across this new London guy MOKITA in my travels. He..s up in my top friends if you are interested. Good if you got back to me. ta Gordon


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..ORGAN ..
Date: 09 Oct 2008, 18:41


Hi Gordon, thanks for that but it works like this - if bands, people, labels and such want our coverage, airplay and stuff then the policy is clearly stated on our My Space page or on our website at .. http://www.organart.com - grabbing twenty seconds on over compressed My Space sound is really not the way to check out music... thanks for your interest though, feel free to tell him to send something in if you think he should, everything that comes in here gets listened to properly, all up to bands and such

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Gordon..
Date: 09 Oct 2008, 18:45


Listen you cheeky ignoramus.
"Thanks for your interest" indeed.
You should..ve read MY profile before you replied!
I..m an ex session drummer for Elton John, Sade, Eric Burdon (that..s The Animals if you didn..t know!), Feargal Sharkey and the likes. The late Frankie Miller and I started together and my mate is Dougie Thonpson ex bassist of Supertramp.
I..m also working with Seth MacFarlane (Family Guy) doing odds-and-ends. See all MY comments!
I..ve forgotten more about the industy than you..ll ever know.

I met MOKITA when I was helping out The Hoosiers and Low v Diamond at King Tuts in Glasgow (see MY pics) and knew he was special. I..d thought I..d lend a hand to help him along and, to stop him relying on little pricks who sit in their ivory towers bleeting about proper procedures. He means nothing to me but I though I..d do you both a favour by pointing him in your direction. If people bother you when they send messages then set your site to private and pick your friends. But, you probably like sending messages like that as it gives you power! Or so you think. I know, and was neighbours, to the 2 guys who started Organ and I have a mind to get in touch. You..ve really pissed me right off and that..s you in the bad books, prick!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..ORGAN ..
Date: 09 Oct 2008, 19.05



f**k me Gordon, so you once had a wank with Elton John and a drum stickdid you? Sade? You're a smooth operator! Whoosh, Sade! That's really going to impress us you sad has-bin in the bin f**k. The f**king bassist of f**king Supertramp is your mate no less! Jesus, kippers for breakfast all round then! Shall we bow down and worship? You're the dogs bollocks aren't you. Helping out the Hoosiers? That's a shootable offense if ever there was one, now piss off and play wannabe A&R man somewhere else you clueless rude out of touch prathead. As for the two guys who started Organ, maybe you're already talking to one of 'em you dumb prat - no, we've never heard of you... now piss off and ram your session drumstick somewhere nice (does that put me a little further in to in your bad book? I do hope so)

I do love our in-box when its full of entertaining gems like Elton's best mate Gordon

and then there's James, who ever he is...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..James..
Date: 09 Oct 2008, 16:15


You've probably heard this question 123433 times before:

How does one go about getting their album heard by the good folks at The Organ?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: RIP CRUNCHER
Date: 09 Oct 2008, 17:42


As long as you know that I'm NOT anything to do with The Organ, I take no credit what-so-ever ~ I've just known 'em longer than most that's all.
Follow this link and you can't go wrong ~ it's fairly black & white. CONTACT!!!

http://www.organart.demon.co.uk/endpage.htm

But remember, they get a gazillion C.d's everyday proclaiming that they're the new Arctic Kaiser spunkmonkeys ~ my suggestion is that WHEN you send them your stuff make it stand out from the norm. Sean's a great bloke to have on your side but he hates timewasters.

All the best.

Rip.

Thanks for passing that one on Rip, any idea who Gordon is? Did he live next door, did we kill his lawn?

Nah, I don't hate timewasters, just fools, we make it all so simple and clear and obvious and we listen to everything that comes is and react when we want to as you can all clearly see on the Organ pages and the Resonance FM airwaves and such. You don't have to go asking people like Rip just in case they have an inside line, you don't need an inside line, its easy, if you think you have something we should be covering then just send it in (put the right amount of stamps on now, I;m sick of the postoffice dropping those little grey cards through the door saying not enough postage was paid and if I want the package it will cost another quid, had five already this week, ignoring them we are, put the right postage on you damn cheapskates) - jsut send it in, and if we like it we'll do that thing we do... simple, wallop, bang, choice is yuors, d oit if you think its worth it, don't bother if you don't... unless your name is Gordon, casue if you're Gordon you can just call Elton or thingy out of Supertramp or the boss at Organ who's Gordon's personal friend and who's going to be really pissed and sack us when he reads this


oh look, more from Elton's mate..

---------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Gordon..
Date: 09 Oct 2008, 19:43


That last message ruffled your feathers eh?
It was meant to.
There is nothing worse than being friendly and helping people with no benifit to me whatsoever and getting a lippy reply back from people who have never picked up an instrument in there life.
Oh you know me all right you just forget.
I have nothing to do with A&R and I..m not in it for the money.
I thought I was doing you a bit of a heads-up by letting you know about decent talent and this is what it comes to.
You might be right about a has-been but it was fun while it lasted.
I..m off out now as I..m having dinner with Norman Cook and Zoe.
Have a good year.




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SOUR JAZZ

Hang on, Slade used a session drummer?

Posted by SOUR JAZZ on 09 Oct 2008, 20:12
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ORGAN

Slade, Sade, Elton, Noman, Zoe, the bloody Animals, they all want Gordon... and here's me, never touched my instrument, Gord has got me there...

And who are these rocket scientists who think we have time to nip over the water to Dublin to see 'em last month in our time machine, well that;s what their messsge just said...

"Hey, we're playing Whelans on 9th August with A Lazarus Soul & Sanzkrit, be great to see you there if you have the time & inclination : ) Darragh."

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RIP CRUNCHER

Gordon...Gordon...Gordon?...erm, hah ~ can't say that I've ever seen him looking through the hole in the fence Sean. And if I had when we were all living happily together way back 100 years ago in Castle Org I'm sure I'd have poked him in the eye with me OWN Cruncher studded drumstick.


Thing is Gordon when you write uninformed, airheaded bollox like "I..ve forgotten more about the industy than you..ll ever know " you really are setting yourself up for a pathetic, embarrasing fall aren't you you dozy fucking halfwit. I broke bread with the ORG's even before ORG hit the streets you numbnutted freak, and the chances that a twat like you even lighting the blue touch paper in their illustrious past are next to minimal.


Fuck Off, Die, learn some manners and go have a threesome with Sade and Feargal you bloody speck. 'Eaven 'elp us Gordon...you wouldn't be able to make my grass die even if I drowned it with 10,000 gallons of fuckin' diesel first you fuckin' clueless drab.


Nice night for it ain't it Sean ?

Posted by RIP CRUNCHER on 09 Oct 2008, 20:27
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ORG RECORDS

that'll be about the 20th time Gordon has tried to tell us about this bloke he's discovered then.. don't you just love these people

Posted by ORG RECORDS on 09 Oct 2008, 22:39
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ORGAN

Must have got home early from dinner with Norman and Zoe then....

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Gordon..

Excellent. First class.
I..m reporting you for verbal abuse.
You wile hearing from my lawyers very soon.

Gordon Has Blocked You And Removed You From Their Friends List.

Posted by ORGAN on 09 Oct 2008, 23:18
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 12:36 pm
by SeanOrgan
Gordon...Gordon...Gordon?...erm, hah ~ can't say that I've ever seen him looking through the hole in the fence Sean. And if I had when we were all living happily together way back 100 years ago in Castle Org I'm sure I'd have poked him in the eye with me OWN Cruncher studded drumstick.


Thing is Gordon when you write uninformed, airheaded bollox like "I..ve forgotten more about the industy than you..ll ever know " you really are setting yourself up for a pathetic, embarrasing fall aren't you you dozy fucking halfwit. I broke bread with the ORG's even before ORG hit the streets you numbnutted freak, and the chances that a twat like you even lighting the blue touch paper in their illustrious past are next to minimal.


Fuck Off, Die, learn some manners and go have a threesome with Sade and Feargal you bloody speck. 'Eaven 'elp us Gordon...you wouldn't be able to make my grass die even if I drowned it with 10,000 gallons of fuckin' diesel first you fuckin' clueless drab.


Nice night for it ain't it Sean ?

Posted by RIP CRUNCHER on 09 Oct 2008, 20:27
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ORG RECORDS


that'll be about the 20th time Gordon has tried to tell us about this bloke he's discovered then.. don't you just love these people

Posted by ORG RECORDS on 09 Oct 2008, 22:39
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ORGAN


Must have got home early from dinner with Norman and Zoe then....

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Gordon..

Excellent. First class.
I..m reporting you for verbal abuse.
You wile hearing from my lawyers very soon.

Gordon Has Blocked You And Removed You From Their Friends List.

Posted by ORGAN on 09 Oct 2008, 23:18
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RIP CRUNCHER


Hearing from your lawyers ?. Jesus Chtist mate grow up. Some bloke cut me up on the A52 this afternoon, think I'll get the Cruncher lawyers out 'n'all!. These the same lawyers that top celebs like Sade and The Animals use then ?...Fuck it! ~ we won't have a wooden fookin' leg to stand on!

Posted by RIP CRUNCHER on 10 Oct 2008, 01:53
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Time. Space. Repeat.


Ha ha ha ha ha ha

I wish Gordon would discover me, he sounds like the people's champion alright...

How anyone can seriously use the phrase "my mate is Dougie Thonpson ex bassist of Supertramp." and think that's a good thing is beyond me. Next he'll be telling us that him and Phil Collins are best buds...

Posted by Time. Space. Repeat. on 10 Oct 2008, 09:29
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ORGAN


my worry is that he got home so early from dinner with Fat Boy Norman and Zoe, I do hope nothing went wrong...

Posted by ORGAN on 10 Oct 2008, 09:32
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RIP CRUNCHER


Got home early ? Probably all cut n bruised too. Well that's Norman 'bites yer false leg' Cook and Zoe 'Live & kicking' Ball fot yer. Maybe she had dad Johnny round at this meal and it all kicked off ? Johnny Ball's a well known Napalm Death fan see.

Gprdon probably stuck some Sade on the C.D player and all fuckin' hell broke loose.

Posted by RIP CRUNCHER on 10 Oct 2008, 11:32
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SonVer


That's beautiful. And fucking hilarious.
I wonder if Gordon is also mates with Les McQueen from Creme Brulee?

Thanks for the airplay the other night, guys.
Hope you're all well x

Posted by SonVer on 10 Oct 2008, 11:02
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Gordon


GOTCHA!
Hook, line and sinker. Drums. I..ve never picked up a set of sticks in my life
It was all bull-shit and I..ll explain why in a bit.

I..ve never met any one of the people in my top friends and don..t ever intend to either.

Dinner with Norman Cook and Zoe! You really went for that one too.

Don..t you ever check things out before making my print public.
Norman Cook in Glasgow eh! And your the music experts!
The Hoosiers in King Tuts also. You went for that too.
The only reason I was in the photo was because I was serving behind the bar!!

And, to add to your little game, you have doctored some off the above messages to suit.


Now let me tell you why I did this and then you..ll recognise who I am.

About 4 months ago I sent you a decent message "Hi guys. I have started a site to help new and unsigned talent get their material heard by the public www. vote4toptunes. com Remember now?
The message I got back was shameful to say the least "We hate wankers like you" "You are the scum of the earth" etc etc etc .

So, I waited until I had everything set up then "ping".

Also, I..m not finished yet, you have broken your terms and conditions with Myspace and the privicy of the internet in general by making pubic private messages without my permission.

I am taking advcice on this as we speak
I may be just a joe public but I will not let you away with what you are doing right now.

I will not be back into this blog as I have nothing more to say.

You WILL be hearing from my solicitors.

Oh yeh! Dougie Thompson.
who the hell is that?

Posted by Gordon on 10 Oct 2008, 13:24
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ORGAN


Did we say that a few months ago? Well I'm sure you changed the wording somewhat, but yes those were the sentiments, that is pretty much what we think of you scumbag vote for this that battle of the bands types who just leach off new young bands and their dreams of this and that to generate traffic for your websites. No dount this "hot new artist" you're begging us to check out this week won one of your votes or something - yes we do hate people like you and why you keep on bugging us and spam us week after week about your latest discovery I really don't know, I mena if you're out having dinner with all your big music business mates you hardly need us do you Gordon.

You've been spaming the hell out of us for months about your damn site, WE'RE NOT INTERESTED! WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW! GO AWAY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT WE SAY, STAY THE HELL OUT OF OUR IN BOX!

And Oh yeh! Dougie Thompson. just who the hell is that? DOES ANYONE CARE?

Posted by ORGAN on 10 Oct 2008, 13:36

PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:37 pm
by SeanOrgan
See what you've been and gone and done now Gordon? See we hadn't actually put a link to you or your page anywhere, we hadn't named you or exposed you or anything much, just some random "Gordon" tallking crap and getting mouthy when we politely point out how it works with regards to checking out new bands and such, but now by leaving that comment and that link to your site you've gone done it yourself, that was your choice mind, not our action, people can now go look at your page and your site and see for themselves, you did that, not us...

oh and you spelt "Zepplin" wrong on your page several times, you might want to make with an extra E there perfect Gordon, if they're such a favourite band and such, just thought I'd mention it, being friendly like, you don't want people thinking you can't spell the name of your favourite band now do you. How was dinner with Norman anyway?

See you new bands and such, the thing about all these let's let the public vote battle of the bands X factor unsigned band sites, all that its all about lets get the bands to bug all their family and friends and get them to generate a whole load of traffic for our website and get them to drive the hits stats up so we can sell some advertising space. Same way that the bands who mates drink the most always seem to mysteriously win the battle of the bands competition in the local venue on a Monday night and then get invited back for the next round next week. And then these people who run these sites come and bug people like us and try and get us to write about their "winners" so they can show what winning can get them...

Posted by ORGAN on 10 Oct 2008, 14:46
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GIRO JUNKIE


what a fukin brilliant read,,hehehe.

who does this kinda thing anyway?????
its pretty sad really.....

gggooooorrrdoonnn.


bye 4 now, rich

Posted by GIRO JUNKIE on 10 Oct 2008, 14:48
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ORGAN


But the point of this blog was the briliant new F**ked Up album... never mind Gordon

Posted by ORGAN on 10 Oct 2008, 14:55
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ORGAN


I hear Gordon is now spaming Organ readers and friends and harrasing others. What a sad man.

Gordon's problem is something to do with his not liking that we won't publicise his website and cover the bands that "win" the votes on his site. he's put a link to his website in his comment, so go make your own mind up, you can hear the bands he insists we cover via his My Space page, go liste a nd see why were really not that interested in his great "discoveries".

We politely answered him (again) and once more he responded with a bag load of abuse and do you know who I am I know Elton John bulshit (just as he has several times over the last few months), he didn't like it when he got it back and now he's making official complaints to My Space. Look people, if you want us to check out your music then read our page, we're open, we tell you how we work, all there in black and white on My Space page or better still, read Organ, find out what we're about. don't come here bleating when you haven't even bothered to read our page and you can't be bothered to see what we're about, what we're in to, what we cover!

We're sick of time wasters cluttering up My Space in-boxes with spam when they can't even be bothered to read the pages they spam, these people with their spam about vote for us sites and such are destroying My Space. it was pretty obvious that this band Gordon was going on about weren't for us, you're in a different musical world Gordon, and if you'd bothered reading our page or a copy of Organ you'd already know that.

No one ever reads My Space pages anymore, they just hit the button. Communicate properly people. My Space is actually a very useful tool of communication when used properly, these days it hardly ever is and that is why this blog is up here. USE YOUR BRAINS AND USE MY SPACE PROPERLY!

You know, this morning we actually got a package in the post from a band, jiffy envelope in there, instead of sending a demo, (what does it cost to send to burn a CDr?) they'd paid for a new jiffy envelope, put 66p worth of stamps on it, printed out a really nice colour biog and a nice card asking us to go to their My Space page to listen to their demo!!! Why did they not juSt put it in the envelope? I don't know, not going to bother going to their page though, already know it's not going to be worth the bother....

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:34 pm
by SeanOrgan
I hear Gordon is now spaming Organ readers and friends and harrasing others. What a sad man.

Gordon's problem is something to do with his not liking that we won't publicise his website and cover the bands that "win" the votes on his site. he's put a link to his website in his comment, so go make your own mind up, you can hear the bands he insists we cover via his My Space page, go liste a nd see why were really not that interested in his great "discoveries".

We politely answered him (again) and once more he responded with a bag load of abuse and do you know who I am I know Elton John bulshit (just as he has several times over the last few months), he didn't like it when he got it back and now he's making official complaints to My Space. Look people, if you want us to check out your music then read our page, we're open, we tell you how we work, all there in black and white on My Space page or better still, read Organ, find out what we're about. don't come here bleating when you haven't even bothered to read our page and you can't be bothered to see what we're about, what we're in to, what we cover!

We're sick of time wasters cluttering up My Space in-boxes with spam when they can't even be bothered to read the pages they spam, these people with their spam about vote for us sites and such are destroying My Space. it was pretty obvious that this band Gordon was going on about weren't for us, you're in a different musical world Gordon, and if you'd bothered reading our page or a copy of Organ you'd already know that.

No one ever reads My Space pages anymore, they just hit the button. Communicate properly people. My Space is actually a very useful tool of communication when used properly, these days it hardly ever is and that is why this blog is up here. USE YOUR BRAINS AND USE MY SPACE PROPERLY!

You know, this morning we actually got a package in the post from a band, jiffy envelope in there, instead of sending a demo, (what does it cost to send to burn a CDr?) they'd paid for a new jiffy envelope, put 66p worth of stamps on it, printed out a really nice colour biog and a nice card asking us to go to their My Space page to listen to their demo!!! Why did they not juSt put it in the envelope? I don't know, not going to bother going to their page though, already know it's not going to be worth the bother....

Posted by ORGAN on 11 Oct 2008, 13:10
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ORGAN


Se, this is the kind of stuff Gordon is now sending our readers, these are the kind of people who run these Vote For Us Battle of the bands type websites. Nothing "doctored" here Gordon, seems you may need a little doctoring yourself though. Impressive bands you have on that Vote 4 Top Tunes website by the way....

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Oh dear Gordon...

That'll be strike three then. Check up on me at your pleasure mate, I've slightly larger fish to fry right now.

You seem rather 'agitated'.
~ R

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Gordon
Date: 11 Oct 2008, 13:40


You stupid stupid little fucker.
Who the fuck do you think you..re talkin too, Elton John..s fuckin wardrobe man.
"For my own safety" you stupid little wanker.
You..ll be having a chance to put that into action very soon.
No fucker talks to me like that NO FUCKER. Ya little fuckin dick head. Don..t bother coming to Glasgow to help me with my safety, we..ll be seeing you in Derby soon boy.
I drink in a pub called Halfway in the Gorbals, Glasgow if you..re wanting to get in touch you FUCKIN STUPID LITTLE PRICK.
Just get on to any friends you have in Glasgow and they will verify that!!!!!!!!!!!!
You jumped in and slagged me when you don..t even know me ya half wit.
PEOPLE WHO DO KNOW ME WOULD NEVER IN THEIR WILDEST DREAMS COME AWAY WITH SHIT LIKE THAT TO ME!
Believe it if you like. The fuckers at Organ doctored their reply to me before they posted it on their blog page.
The fuckers at Organ records are lying fuckers too. I got in touch with them ONCE.
Now, if I check up on you..re site, your friends sites, your blog pages or any way reply to this with a stupid remark we will jump in the car tonight and have a chat in Derby.
THINK BOY!
You take the next step boy as you haven..t a fuckin clue what you..re getting involved with.
You won..t be getting another message from me fuckin time you fuckin half-wit.
Be warned!
STRIKE ONE - Your comments on the cheeky fuckers blog
STRIKE TWO - Your reply below.
STRIKE THREE AND YOU..RE OUT!

Posted by ORGAN on 11 Oct 2008, 14:23
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ORG RECORDS


hey Gord', name of our record label is ORG, Organ Records is nothing to do with us, they put out German church music, good label, but nothing to do with us, if you got in touch with them once then good for you. Get your facts right though, for your lawyers and stuff...

be careful now, Rip is only little, you don't want to be upsetting his delicate emo fringe or anything

PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 2:23 pm
by Jo Roberts
This Gordon thing is most bizarre, but quite amusing. Didn't understand his last message, was he threatening you with violence by any chance? it did read a bit like that.
I once mistook Zoe for a dodgy rip off merchant when she tried to give me and my sister her spare tickets to a Pulp concert. Does that make me important? Also once had guitarist from the Fall (can't remember his name) suck my toe. Surely thats got to make my opinion count more than anyone elses?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 10:22 am
by SeanOrgan
oh yes I think Gordon was threatening violence or to bring us cakes or something like that, often happens when we don't say what people want us to say. I think we were supposed to give Gordon the job of head of A&R at ORG what with him being Sade drummer for a week in 1983 and al lthose wonderful bands he keeps telling us about, and then shout about how wonderful his website is. I've never had my toe sucked by a Fall guitarist, I did once pick up the disgarded shoe of a Rude Mechanical keyboard player and hand it back though